Ballad of Epstein's Island

(Ballad of Gilligan's Island parody)

Ballad of Epstein's Island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started at this New York airport
Aboard this tiny jet.

Gates was a mighty molesting man,
A gimper sick and queer.
Five pederasts took flight that day
For a three hour screw, a three hour screw.

The pedos started getting rough,
The tiny kid was tossed,
If not for the courage of the Disney crew
The Lolita would be lost, the Lolita would be lost.

The jet touched down on the shore of this secret tropic isle
With Jeffrey And Brunel too,
The Microsoft billionaire and his wife,
The movie stars
Paul Pelosi and Ghislai-anne
Here on Epstein's Isle.

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Now this is the tale of our convictaway,
She's here for a long, long time,
She'll have to make the best of things,
It's for a long, long time.

The first inmate and this pimper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In their federal prison nest.

No phone, no flights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury,
Like Bill Cosby,
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friend,
You're sure to never smile,
For the one sentenced convictaway,
Here from "Epstein's Isle."