Pink Pelosi Hammer

(Beatles' parody)

Paul was quizzical, studied pedophysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a cigar tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
David DePape, majoring in tranny medicine
Calls him on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pornos
Pau, au, au, aul?"
But as he's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! David's pink Pelosi hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! David's pink Pelosi hammer
Made sure that he was dead

Back in the pool again David plays fool again
Paul gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene
He tells Dave to stay when the Nancy has gone away
So he waits behind
Crying fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o"
But when he turns his back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! David's pink Pelosi hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! David's pink Pelosi hammer
Made sure that he was dead

S. F. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one"
David stands alone
Taking testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Nancy and Hillary, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(David must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang! Bang! David's pink Pelosi hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! David's  pink Pelosi hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Pink Pelosi hammer man